Q. What do you call a Borg playing tennis?
A. Bjorn Borg. Man, what a good back-appendage-shaped-like-a-racket it used to have.
Q: How do you destroy the new starship "Titanic" (NCX-48654)?
A: With a Nice Borg!
Top 10 bumper stickers on the USS Enterprise (TNG):
Wesley On Board!
We brake for cubes!
Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
If you can read this ... don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
CAUTION ... We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
Guns don't kill people ... Class 2 Phasers kill people!
HONK if you've kissed Commander Riker!
One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day.
Our other star ship separates into 3 pieces!
I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage. - Troi
Lt. Commander Data ... your plastic pal who's fun to be with.
Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on.
Mr. Worf, scan that ship.
Aye Captain. 300 dpi?
Picard: Mister Worf, show these children the airlock.
Mr Spock, about these aliens you've detected. Which sort are they? Do I have to fall in love with their leader, or can we just go ahead and load up the photon torpedoes?
You, in the red uniform, go see what that noise is!
Real Trekkies work out at the 'He's Dead Gym'.
"Bother," said Pooh. "Eeyore, ready photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
He's DEAD, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
To heck with the Prime Directive, I want to sleep with that girl! - Kirk.