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Pah Wraith
#391 - Wysłana: 28 Paź 2007 23:17:08
#392 - Wysłana: 28 Paź 2007 23:27:00
Pah Wraith

Kalendarze (po czesku) do wydrukowania

Fajne. Poczułem się jak obywatel Federacji (i to rozszerzonej w kierunku znanym ze STO).
Pah Wraith
#393 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 01:49:56
Soundtrack do ENT 4x22 "These are the voyages" dtrack.html
#394 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 02:08:27 - Edytowany przez: Q__
Pah Wraith

Soundtrack do ENT 4x22 "These are the voyages"

A dziękuję.

ps. b. fajne zestawienia statków: tml
#395 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 20:29:03
Jak powinna brzmieć czołówka ENTka - coś, co pewnie Q__ polubi (TMP).
#396 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 20:51:16

Jak powinna brzmieć czołówka ENTka - coś, co pewnie Q__ polubi (TMP).

Melodia świetna. Ale co to za Trek z czołówką bez śmigającego w tę i nazad statku?
#397 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 20:54:05
To fakt.
#398 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 21:01:53
co to za Trek z czołówką bez śmigającego w tę i nazad statku?

Sam se odpowiem na to pytanie:
To albo DS9, albo ENTek...
#399 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 21:14:21
To albo DS9, albo ENTek...

Heretyk. Na stos z nim! Na stos!!!
#400 - Wysłana: 29 Paź 2007 21:44:22
Zgadzam się z Q__. Dwóch heretyków to już początek nowej idei.
#401 - Wysłana: 30 Paź 2007 02:38:37

Zgadzam się z Q__. Dwóch heretyków to już początek nowej idei.

Jakich tam heretyków? Raczej ortodoksów spod znaku RC.
#402 - Wysłana: 31 Paź 2007 11:22:16
#403 - Wysłana: 31 Paź 2007 11:48:17

Panie Watson. Duzo zdrowia.
#404 - Wysłana: 1 Lis 2007 00:58:35
TOS w liczbach, czyli cała prawda o Red-Shirtach: rk_analytics.php
Sympatyczny artykulik z przymrużeniem oka.
#405 - Wysłana: 1 Lis 2007 01:36:02 - Edytowany przez: Q__

Sympatyczny artykulik z przymrużeniem oka.

Tylu ich biedaków zgineło i sympatyczny?!?
#406 - Wysłana: 2 Lis 2007 13:06:30,69,item.html

Ciekawe co następne? Może teraz zaczną prace nad nietoperzami i wyjdzie im batman.
#407 - Wysłana: 2 Lis 2007 13:11:00 - Edytowany przez: Q__

Może teraz zaczną prace nad nietoperzami i wyjdzie im batman.

(A wiadomośc ciekawa.)

If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?

Data: Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?

Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.

LaForge: But sir, the engines are offline!

Picard: Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!

Riker: But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!

Picard: But surely we must not be late!

Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.

Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!

Picard: The ship's on fire? How could this be?
Who lit the fire?

Riker: Not me.

Worf: Not me.

Picard: Computer, how long til we die?

Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.

Data: May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems...

LaForge: Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!

Picard: Mr. Data, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.

Troi: We still must save the Indran planet --

Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...

Picard: Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand -- we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.

LaForge: There's sabotage among the wires
And that's what started all the fires.

Riker: We have a saboteur? Oh, no!
We need to go! We need to go!

Troi: We must seek out the traitor spy
And lock him up and ask him why.

Worf: Ask him why? How sentimental.
I say give him problems dental.

Troi: Are any Romulan ships around?
Have scanners said that they've been found?
Or is it Borg or some new threat
We haven't even heard of yet?
I sense no malice in this crew.
Now what are we supposed to do?

Crusher: Captain, please, the Indrans need us.
They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
I can't just sit and let them die!
A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!

Picard: Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.

Crusher: They may be dead by Tuesday noon.


Worf: The saboteur is in the brig.
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun --
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.

Picard: Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?

Worf: I did, and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.

Riker: My commendations, Klingon friend!
Our troubles now are at an end!

Crusher: Now let's get our ship to fly
And orbit yonder Indran sky!

Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go...?

LaForge: Yes sir, we can.

Picard: Then make it so!
#408 - Wysłana: 2 Lis 2007 13:24:29
I jeszcze jedno:

Star Trek Mishaps

Captain's Log Star date: 3965.9
0915 HOURS
We have chanced upon a small planet, which appears to be made completely from chocolate.
The planet's moons are made from a gelatinous substance, I suspect them to be marshmallows,
and I have sent a geographical survey team to examine this. Meanwhile I will prepare another away
team to beam down to the planet.

Captain's Log-Supplemental
1020 HOURS.
The away team and myself have beamed down to the planet and it is indeed made from chocolate.
I have never tasted a more delightful chocolate. I have eaten at least a quarter of my
bodyweight, yet I feel nothing, it is incredibly light. Also, the geographical survey team has
informed me that not only are the moons made from marshmallow, but also they are tasty.
They shall beam down to the surface presently and we will assemble some smores, Spock assures
me that there is a 98.7% chance that they will be yummy. I only hope he's right.

Captain's Log-Supplemental
1325 HOURS
I am beginning to get worried. The away team hasn't arrived yet and I'm beginning to get cranky.
Worse still, there is some kind of interference and I cannot contact the Enterprise or the
geographical survey team. It's probably nothing; I'll just have some more chocolate.

Captain's Log-Supplemental
1539 HOURS
I feel drowsy. I told Bones about it and he said it was `probably nothing, probably the atmosphere'.
He seemed annoyed by my questions; he muttered something under his breath. He didn't seem
drowsy either. I wouldn't be surprised if he'd drugged me. He's long been lusting after my
position. Well, he's in for a surprise. Spock's been looking at me strangely. He's in on it with
Bones. I saw them talking. I heard them laughing at me! I know what they're up to. They
think I don't know. I'll show them. I grow hungry; I must eat some more chocolate.

Captain's Log-Supplemental
1754 HOURS
Traitors! Each and every one of them is a traitor. I've got my eye on that Vulcan and that
commie bastard Checkov. Always looking at me. He's a spy you know. I've seen that look before; it's
the look of a dirty bug! They're all dirty bugs! Crawling on my skin, eating their filth. Oh, yes,
I'm onto them and their little plan. They know that I've got the good chocolate; I've got all the
good chocolate. Well they're not going to get it. This one's for you Grandpa!

Captain's Log-Supplemental
1917 HOURS
He hee! I've buried the chocolate. Hee hee hee! They'll never find it. Unless they eat my brains.
Good lord! Are they so sick and desperate they would eat my brains? They're all waiting for
me to fall asleep. But I wont. Hee hee hee! The doctor tried to knock me out before, he walked over
and said he was going to help me, but I saw what he was doing, he was going to drug me again.
So I hit him in the head with a rock. Hee hee! He won't try that again.

Captain's Log-Supplemental
2140 HOURS
Look at his ears. Look at them. Pointing into the sky, mocking me! He thinks I can't hear them,
but I can. I can hear them loud and clear. He's using his ears to send secret mind messages to
the others, but I can pick them up too. And it is far more evil than I ever thought. They want to
eat my brains so they can find my chocolate. The good chocolate. But then the doctor will turn
on them, how black his heart is, how truly deceitful. He wants to cut all their heads off and
attach them to his body. It all starts in the morning, that's when their plan starts; well we'll see
about that eh? We'll see.

Captains Log-Supplemental
2358 HOURS
They won't wake up again. I made sure of that. The Vulcan was first. I wonder if the irony appealed
to his sense of logic, you see, I choked him with the chocolate he so desperately wanted. The
same with the Red. I had to be quiet; I had to cover his mouth. The poor fools, they didn't even
know I was saving them from the horror of the Doctor's plan. Ah yes, the Doctor, oh, how he
struggled. I wanted him awake. I wanted him to see his plan falling apart, to see justice. If I
hadn't had the good chocolate, I wouldn't have had the strength to destroy his evil mind. The
look in his eyes chilled me to my very core even as he died he was planning, conniving. He was
evil to the bitter end. But he has been silenced and his hideous mockery of nature and goodness
has gone with him. That made it all worthwhile. And now, it is over, my tainted hands shake
and I am so very tired, but the good chocolate is all mine and for that I would do it all again. It
now tastes even sweeter, the taste of victory, the taste of triumph. How it calms me, how it
always has. And so, I sleep. Finally. I sleep.
#409 - Wysłana: 4 Lis 2007 09:11:37
Tylu na Forum militarystów i klingonofilów. Był TNG w stylu dr. Seussa, więc teraz będzie:

Sun Tzu, in Dr. Seuss's style

War Is Good, War Is Great!

War is good. War is great!
War is vital to the state.
War can mean life or death.
War can mean awful, rotten, no-good breath.

On Strategies

Wars are won with plans and with lies,
with good preparation, and most of all with
Yes, yes, in war you must learn to calculate.
(No, no, I don't mean all of that math which you hate!)

On Preparation

Remember this rule as you pack up your food:
Don't take the people's. (It's just very rude.)

Experts agree, taking food from the peasants
Will make all your wars sad and unpleasant!

Instead just steal it from your foes!
(What a foe is fo' no one really knows ...)

Reward your troops with gold and with mansions.
(Don't forget the pool and jacuzzi expansions!)

On Tactics

AAAAAAHHH! When fighting scream and yelp and make lots of noise!
EEEEEEE! Whoop and holler and shout like naughty little boys!

Use fire, use terrain, use darkness and spies!
Use speed and use sunlight, and always

Avoid the siege! Take high ground! Use concealing paths!
Most important of all: Divide and conquer! (Oh no, not more maths!)

On Combat

Have your men fight like the fighting shuai-jan snake!
With spirit and vigor (their lives are at stake!)

When you strike the snake's head, it attacks with its tail!
When you strike in the rear, it uses its head without fail!

(For those out there wondering, here's a fun riddle:
What happens when you strike the shuai-jan at its middle?
You get the head and the tail.
Bet it hurts a little.)

On Victory

War is good, war is great!
War is vital for the state.
War can mean glory or shame.
War can mean people remember your name.

Yes, impose your will on the enemy like King Alexander
And you, too, can be considered a great Great commander! 6
#410 - Wysłana: 8 Lis 2007 11:11:55
Mówiłem kiedyś o - tekstowych parodiach odcinków i filmów Star Trek. Ale parodia First Contact jest świetna - oto parę fragmentów:

Picard: Put me through to the fleet. (ahem) Okay, everybody fire at the spot the voices in my head told me about.
Troi: Captain, I sense...suspicion of insanity.

Picard: Report!
Hawk: Conditions in Engineering....pressure: Borg-like; humidity: Borg-like; temperature: Borg-like.
Picard: There are Borg on the ship!
Worf: We sure are lucky to have you around to figure these things out for us, Captain.

Picard: Okay, here's the plan: we go to Engineering, battle an overwhelmingly more powerful army of Borg, and try to release this gas which can kill cyborgs -- vaporizing ourselves instantly, of course.
Data: Captain, you're a strategic genius.

Daniels: The Borg stopped on Deck 11.
Hawk: That's just deflector control. Nothing important.
Worf: Are you nuts? The deflector is one of the most vital systems on the ship!
Hawk: Look, I read the lines I'm given.

Lily: Aren't you coming?
Picard: No, I have to save Data from the Borg.
Lily: What? But you failed to beat them with an entire security troop!
Picard: I'm assuming they'll let me pass this time. It's one of those "just crazy enough to work" things.

#411 - Wysłana: 8 Lis 2007 17:35:40

Ale parodia First Contact jest świetna

Lepsza od samego filmu rzekł bym...
#412 - Wysłana: 9 Lis 2007 09:54:13
W każdym razie sparodiować First Contact jest łatwo, bo wystarczy zauważyć buraki, których jest tam pełno.
#413 - Wysłana: 9 Lis 2007 10:51:15 - Edytowany przez: kanna

Dzieki, stronka jest super ))
Scary-Looking Box: I come bearing gifts for Deanna Troi! (BANG!)
Troi: Oh no! Wedding presents! Jewels and riches beyond my wildest dreams! WAAAA!
Riker: Wedding presents? For you? Exactly what is that supposed to mean?

Guinan: I've decided I want your job.
Troi: You think you could be ship's counselor? Ha!
Guinan: Are you kidding? I give more advice around here in a week than you have in four years. Also, my first name is Sigmund.
Troi: Nice try. You're trying to get me to appreciate my other talents.
Guinan: What other talents?

Captain's Log: The fate of the Enterprise rests on Counselor Troi's skills as a psychologist. We're so dead.
Troi: Captain, I'll sit here with this comatose Betazoid for the remainder of the episode.
Picard: Excellent. Just don't do anything useful -- two more weeks and Starfleet will have to let me trade you in for something just as useless but less annoying. Another goldfish, maybe.
Troi: You can't do that! Who would replace me as Counselor?
Picard: That comatose guy looks about right.
#414 - Wysłana: 9 Lis 2007 17:08:02

Troi: Oh no! Wedding presents! Jewels and riches beyond my wildest dreams! WAAAA!
Riker: Wedding presents? For you? Exactly what is that supposed to mean?

#415 - Wysłana: 9 Lis 2007 23:41:09
#416 - Wysłana: 10 Lis 2007 00:23:29


Powiedziałeś do mnie jak Han Solo do księżźniczki Lei w scenie miłosnej .
#417 - Wysłana: 10 Lis 2007 11:15:00
Jako że nie pamiętam już Gwiezdnych Wojen, uznaj to za kompleny przypadek.
#418 - Wysłana: 10 Lis 2007 13:52:41
Myslę, że to Twoja Domko podświadomośc zadziałała...
#419 - Wysłana: 10 Lis 2007 15:46:09
Ech, i znowu analiza psychologiczna. Lepiej nie skomentuję, bo zrozumiałbym gdybym tak mówił do którejś z forumowych Pań, ale w takiej sytuacji to nie wiem co myśleć.
#420 - Wysłana: 10 Lis 2007 17:51:49
Chodziło mi raczej o to, ze GW jako ikona popkultury tkwią wciąż w Tobie, nawet jesli ich nie pamiętasz na poizomie swiadomości
Co do uczuć... zwróć uwagę, że sugestia iz Twoja wypowiedź powninna być rozumiana w ten spsób wyszła od Q__... Dalszej interpretacji sie nie podejmuję
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